"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?! I'm sooo annoyed I didn't know about you earlier."

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I’ve Never Done THAT Before! But I Will, for My Son… Even When Daddy’s in the Room

I'm a woman of my word... AND I take my role of motherhood very seriously. Honey, it's just as I said when you turned 18: in this house, fucking your mother is as natural as saying "hello!" Read more...