Sweater

I really need your opinion... just a few minutes, okay?? Promise! Just let me show you what I bought today. I'll just try each top on and you let me know if it's flattering, or not or whatever. Okay?   Read more...

She absent-mindedly... in all her desperation... in her flustered, broken state... having committed deeds she'll hate herself for forever... things she would NEVER admit to your father... things she can't believe she's speaking to you... she's also DOING to you. Her son.   Read more...

You can't take it anymore. The noise from the neighbors' apartment is just unbearable. You can't concentrate, you can't think... of anything but sex, the sex THEY are having. It's so loud, so often, so enormously FRUSTRATING - because you don't  Read more...

We've had such a great night. Everything's right: the mood, our easy laughter, we're really hitting it off. Just like all the dates before. Read more...

It's the night before the big game - THE GAME - the game YOU star in. You're a professional; you know you really need your sleep. But I'm sooooo excited that I can't help but tiptoe into your room and disturb you.  Read more...

You've been gone so long... You're my only son, and a hero... MY hero. You're away on deployment, and I'm at home... without you. We've had a "special" relationship for so long and now... my boy... my man... is away from me.  Read more...

You're invited to observe - and participate - in a day in the life of Dr. Tara Tainton, Penis Specialist. How lucky you are... imagine the variety of patients I see, the sexual situations confessed to me that I'm challenged to solve, and  Read more...

Welcome! Now, is it true that your girlfriend sent you to me because... well, because she believes you have an unnatural attraction to soft, sensual knitwear of all sorts? Oh my! And I wore my new plush angora sweater to the  Read more...

Hey, nerd boy. Yeah, you! Did you get the homework assignment, that thing the teacher said about the essay? I bet you did. And you've probably got it half-written already, don't you. You nerds... you know, I could use  Read more...

Yes, this is it. Come right in. You found your classroom! Come and join us. Yes, go ahead and find yourself a seat. Anywhere you like. You can gather on the carpet, if you like, or secure a  Read more...