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The Secret of My Corporate Success

Aren't you dying to know how I managed to secure my own company when I'm barely out of college?? Oh, you know it involves some serious teasing, using ALL of my sexy assets and clever little brain to create the perfect seduction for  Read more...

The World Is Going to End Unless You Masturbate

You're our only hope. The fate of the world rests on YOUR shoulders alone. I have been sent from the future with a very urgent message, appearing to you as merely a hologram so as to minimize the effect on the space  Read more...