"I just contacted the Academy Awards big-wigs, told them I was mounting a write-in campaign for Tara Tainton as Best Actress nominee."

Milf

I’m a Cheating Whore

You think I'm going to give up a hot sex life for the man that supports me and gave me this lavish home? No fucking way. Read more...

My Mother Makes Me Do It While Dad’s in the Next Room

You have to commit sexual acts when she demands it of you. For whatever reason she demands. HOWEVER she demands. That's just the way it is. Read more...

When Your Friend Isn’t Home

Gee… when you find your friend’s not home and only his sexy single mom is, how are you going to pass the time? And she’s just so FRIENDLY. You’ve never met a mother so down to earth or forward, none that actually SAYS such  Read more...