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Halloween

You’re the Last Man Alive for a Few More Agonizing Moments

I can't believe you've escaped me all this time. Look at you, huddled inside your self-made circle of protection, even quivering and shaking at the sudden sight of me. You knew this day would come. I thought I'd taken care of  Read more...

My Biggest Wish GROWS Out of Hand

No, you don't understand what I once was... how could you?? I was depressed, anguished, tired of being the brunt of every joke or not even noticed at all. I was tired of never fitting in, being laughed at, and considered completely  Read more...

I’ve Been Looking for You for Centuries

We're friends, aren't we? And yes, we're neighbors too... we've had so many hot encounters together, you and I. I think you've "held up" quite well... hee hee. Don't worry about how I appeared suddenly in your bedroom or managed to  Read more...

The Power of Christ Compelled Me!

I feel the deepest regret for your pour soul. The devil himself has overtaken you, mind, body, and soul. Your last hope is for God himself to exorcise you through me and command the demon entity leave your body once and for  Read more...

Selling Your Soul for the Best Orgasm of Your Life

You meet in the darkest of dark nights... where your path crosses that of your destiny. You've brought your offering, followed the ancient laws, and are fully aware of what you're about to commit to. You don't see her image, only hear  Read more...

Your Favorite Mistress of the Dark Delivers

You've been watching her classic television show for years... even decades. You're her biggest fan. It's Halloween, and you're at home watching another shocking B movie of horrific proportions. Oh, but you're not tuned in for the movie, are you?   Read more...

Thinking with Your Dick? Then You’ll Be Treated to a Trick!

I'm so surprised you men haven't yet learned that it's not always best to think with your "little head." Think twice who you make erotic remarks to or flirt with.... she may just be a witch! It's not my job to teach  Read more...