"Again, I say, 'Thank you.' I hope that you know that you do bring a ray of sunshine to the lives of us lonely guys."

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You’re Not Going to Leave Until You’ve Taken Yet Another Drink

I just wanted to fix you a nice, relaxing drink. Go ahead, take a sip. Doesn't that feel good? Go down smoothly? Now, notice anything else? Any new, um, parts of you? Look! You're growing! Your  Read more...

I Adore Your Belly Bulge and I’m Going to Lure You with My Own Love Handles

I've had a crush on you for so long... I can't believe what I'm seeing right now! It's not at all appropriate for me, the assistant manager, to have a thing for my employee but... I just walked into the back room and  Read more...