Squishing, Crushing, Pulverizing Soft Tomatoes with My Ass
6 August 2009
See this big booty of mine? See how it shakes and wiggles and bounces and grinds? And see these soft little tomatoes, all warm and delicate? I’m going to smash them all to smithereens… with my big ol’ ass!! I’m going to sit on them all… popping them and sending their juices squirting across the room. They’re not going to last very long!
