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Ripping My Prom Dress to Shreds in a Furious Rage

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2 February 2012

I’ve been waiting for this moment… I’m so in love with this dress! I’ve begged and begged and begged for it and now, the moment has come! I get to wear it out tonight and look like a princess! I can’t wait to pull it on, button it up, and… what… what is this?!?! A button is missing?!?!

Well, how in the heck am I going to be able to find a replacement for this precise, purple button? My dress is RUINED! I’m so upset! My night is over, the big moment will never happen, and there’s nothing I can do about it now. I’m so mad at this dress… I could just rip it to SHREDS!!!

And that’s just what I’m going to do, even if it takes every last ounce of strength and muscle in these feminine arms. Grrrrrr!

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