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I Warned You! My Abnormally Powerful Vacuum Might Just Suck You Right Up

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7 November 2009

Mmmm… I guess it’s time to wake up and pull myself out of bed now… Hey! Where’d you go? I went to bed with you right beside me last night. What happened to you? You know it’s not easy for me to find you! You’re so incredibly TINY.

I hope you’re near by and can hear me… Remember how I warned you about my incredibly powerful vacuum cleaner last night? That’s right. I absolutely must vacuum before I leave the house this morning. I hope you’re not anywhere near the vacuum cleaner itself! My big powerful suction machine just might suck you right up, and you’ll never be seen again!