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Your Cock Is STILL Too Big, You Freak!

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14 August 2018

Oh, it’s you… What in the world made you stop by, thinking I’d want to see you and that freakish anomaly in your pants??  I told you it’s way TOO HUGE!!!  I can’t do anything with it; you’re hung like a horse, and no one wants to play with you.  But you just can’t help wanting to show it off, can you?

You know you look like a circus sideshow when you whip that thing out…. wait a minute, I mean, when you finally “release the Kraken” from the depths of your oversized pants!  You’re going to HIT me with that thing!!  Let me prepare; I need to protect myself.  I’m just a tiny girl you could throw across the room with one swing of that donkey dick.

Good gosh… has it GROWN since I’ve last seen it?  How do you… oh, forget it.  I can make fun of you and your overgrown dong forever, but what I really want to see is what it looks like when you do jumping jacks.  Oh, yeah, start jumping!  You’re gonna hit yourself in the chin!

Okay, now move your hips to swing your elephant cock around like a helicopter… you’re gonna fly away!!  Unreal!

Hey, it just occurred to me… I bet you can suck your own cock, is that true?  Oh, try anyway.  I don’t care if it’s not your thing, I want to see it reach!  Oh, yes, you’re going to jerk that freakish third leg if you ever want me to touch it again… and until you give yourself a torrential facial… all while I laugh at and humiliate you!